its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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