You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
When are your genitals available?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
