can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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