So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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