Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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