okay pat passed out under dana's car
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
