why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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