tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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