I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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