I need help removing her.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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