i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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