Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There r osticjed everywhere
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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