it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Someone came in the potted fern
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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