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(604): View more from British Columbia

a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

(604): View more from British Columbia

unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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(315): View more from New York

yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away

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(315): View more from New York

I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell

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(727): View more from Florida

My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.

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