I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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