It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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