i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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