Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it's great music for shaving your balls
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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