i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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