Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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