she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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