we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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