The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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