I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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