You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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