she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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