All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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