dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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