Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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