shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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