I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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