Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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