ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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