I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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