Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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