Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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