I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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