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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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