I didn't shave. On purpose
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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