One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
