I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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