So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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