we'll go far in life on tits alone.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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