Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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