shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?