Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
birth control should be required to get into college
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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