i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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