I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm passing your future prison.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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