hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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