just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We need to get me chipped asap
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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