They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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