Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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