guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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