Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize