the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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